This was around 15 years ago, but I just thought about it and I figured it fit this sub pretty well. My friend’s BF broke up with her in a really shitty way, I honestly don’t remember the details, it was just dumb teenager stuff.

He worked part time as a dishwasher at a restaurant, and had complained that washing glasses with lipstick on the rim was the thing he hated the most. We knew he worked on Saturday mornings, so the following Saturday we went there for Brunch, and just ordered a bunch of juices, smoothies, coffees, fresh glasses of water, etc. and we would apply a fresh layer of lipstick before drinking in any of them. He must have hated his shift. It was very petty, but my friend was feeling way better after.